My brilliant dissertation on JAWS 2:
Not enough people get eaten.
The End.
And between you and me, I think I prefer the sailboat art over the happy water-skier that’s about to get munched.
Archive for Jaws 2
Multiplex Mash-Up :: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Go Back into the Water… (July, 1978)
Posted in 1970-1979, Movie Ads with tags Abe Vigoda, All Things Bright and Beautiful, Ann-Margret, Comedy, FIST, Grease, Horror, James Coco, JAWS, Jaws 2, JAWS Franchise, John Travolta, Lorraine Gary, Louise Fletcher, Madeline Kahn, Marsha Mason, Multiplex, Murray Hamilton, Nature's Revenge, Norman Jewison, Olivia Newton-John, Our Winning Season, Peter Boyle, Peter Falk, Rod Steiger, Roy Scheider, Sid Caesar, Sylvester Stallone, The Cheap Detective on April 27, 2014 by WB KelsoMultiplex Mash-Up :: Mars Needs Tuna! (August, 1978)
Posted in 1970-1979, Movie Ads with tags Cat from Outer Space, Comedy, Convoy, Disney, Grease, High Octane, Jaws 2, Multiplex, Musical, Sci-Fi, The Swarm, Thriller on August 20, 2013 by WB Kelso
After years and years of observed behavior that absolutely defied all feline logic, I always had a sneaking suspicion that my dear old cat wasn’t a cat at all but some kind of shape-shifting alien who happened to gene-lock on the first assimilated creature it came into contact with. Either that or some kind of badger-skunk-water-rat hybrid of a Moreau-nian nature. Regardless of origin, over those same years she grew very, very dear to me. And after fifteen years of co-habitation, I lost my boon companion due to mounting medical woes. And I still miss her. I still miss her a lot.
”No Heaven will not ever Heaven be.
Unless my cats are there to welcome me.”
— Anonymous
Wrigley
(1996-2011)
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