If being shot by cult-fave Ray Dennis Steckler isn’t enough to bring you to something like The Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio, where our artificial stud’s you-know-what grows instead of his nose when he gets randy, well, what if I told you Dyanne Thorne played his Fairy Godmother, whose spells usually backfire leaving her to run around in the buff. That’s right: it’s the She-Wolf of the SS by way of Walt Disney. Get thee to the adult video store! And while you’re there, you might as well check out Bill Osco’s Alice in Wonderland, his follow up to the equally demented Flesh Gordon, where cute-as-a-button Kristine DeBell plays Alice as a walking erectile-dysfunction cure-all. Trust me. You don’t wanna know what Humpty Dumpty broke. Now send in the dancing nurses! And if you listen real close, that sound you just heard was Carlo Collodi’s and Lewis Carroll’s graves detonating.
The Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio (1971) Eve Productions :: Cinépix Film Properties / P: Chris Warfield / AP: Lawrence M. Daley, Nicholas Wowchuk / D: Corey Allen / W: Chris Warfield, Corey Allen, Carlo Collodi (novel) / C: Ray Dennis Steckler / E: Tom Conlon / M: John Barber / S: Alex Roman, Monica Gayle, Karen Smith, Dyanne Thorne
Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976) Cruiser Productions :: General National Enterprises / P: Bill Osco / D: Bud Townsend / W: Bucky Searles, Lewis Carroll (novel) / C: Joseph Bardo / E: Shaun Walsh / M: Bucky Searles / S: Kristine DeBell, Bucky Searles, Gila Havana, Alan Novak
After a lot of digging, I’m fairly positive that this version of Adam and Eve is a Mexican import, Adán y Eva (1956), that first made the rounds north of the border back in 1958.
Adam and Eve (1956/1958) Constelación :: Modern Film Distributors / P: Alberto Gout / AP: Francisco Oliveros del Valle / D: Alberto Gout / W: Alberto Gout / C: Alex Phillips / E: Jorge Bustos / M: Gustavo César Carrión / S: Christiane Martel, Carlos Baena, Carlos Martínez Baena
Spree (1967) Trans American Films / P: Carroll Case, Hal Roach Jr. / D: Walon Green, Mitchell Leisen / W: Sydney Field / C: Alan Stensvold / E: Edward A. Biery, Roy V. Livingston / S: Constance Moore, Mickey Hargitay, Vic Damone, Jayne Mansfield, Juliet Prowse
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970) 20th Century Fox / P: Russ Meyer / AP: Red Hershon, Eve Meyer, Charles Napier / D: Russ Meyer / W: Roger Ebert, Russ Meyer / C: Fred J. Koenekamp / E: Dann Cahn, Dick Wormell / M: Stu Phillips / S: Dolly Read, Cynthia Myers, Marcia McBroom, Edy Williams, Erica Gavin, Phyllis Davis, Michael Blodgett, John Lazar