Spend New Year’s Day with the World’s Weirdest Movie! Monsters Come Out of the Screen … Invade the Audience! Carry Girl Victims Back into the Screen! (December, 1965)

 

 

 

 

 

 
I fear I got a little too excited when I found these ads last night, accounting for the metric ton of blur and out-of-focus crappiness. Fear not, I have every intention of re-shooting them tonight at work and will replace the majority of the art in this date specific but myopic mess of a post.

Updated: 1/7/2013. Amazing what kinda quality you can get when there isn’t a bunch of smutch coating the lens…

Monsters Crash the Pajama Party (1965) David L. Hewitt and Associates / P: David L. Hewitt / AP: Ray Park / D: David L. Hewitt / W: David L. Hewitt, Jean Hewitt / C: Austin McKinney / E: Bernie Chomper / S: Vic McGee, Peter James Noto, James Reason, Clara Nadel, Pauline Hillkurt, Charles Hegen

PUBLIC NOTICE: Police Officer On Duty — No One Under 18 Allowed to See the Miracle of Birth in All It’s Gooiness! (May, 1972)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Teenage Mother (1967) Arrow Films :: Jerry Gross Productions :: Cinemation Industries / P: Jerry Gross, Nicholas Demetroules / D: Jerry Gross / W: Jerry Gross / C: Richard E. Brooks, George Zimmermann E: Israel Ortiz / M: Steve Karmen / S: Arlene Farber, Frederick Riccio, Julie Ange, Howard Le May

The Baby-Maker (1970) National General Pictures / EP: Robert Wise / P: Jack Larson, Richard Goldstone / D: James Bridges / W: James Bridges / C: Charles Rosher Jr. / E: Walter Thompson / M: Fred Karlin / S: Barbara Hershey, Scott Glenn, Collin Wilcox Paxton, Sam Groom

You’ll Have a “HOWL” of a Time! :: Joe Karston’s First Living Creature from Outer Space! (October, 1960)

 

 

 

 

Above:
Cobbled together from two separate
ads eaten by the gutter.

 

 

Other Points of Interest:

A retrospective on Spook Show entrepreneur,
Joe Karston, at the Brewery.

O-O-Oh, Watch Out! It’s Going to Get You! (January, 1925)

 

 

 

 

 

 

These ads are for the roadshow revival tour
of John Willard’s stage-play.

Other Points of Interest:

Full review of Paul Leni’s theatrical version of
The Cat and the Canary at the Brewery.

It’s a Riot of Fun — Don’t Miss It! (August, 1959)

 

 

 

Daring Expose of the Devil Drug-Traffic in Bennies, Goofies and Phenos as it Really Exists! (June, 1951)

 

 

 

 

 
The Devil’s Sleep (1949) Screen Art Pictures Corp. / P: George Weiss / D: W. Merle Connell / W: Danny Arnold, Richard S. McMahan / C: William C. Thompson / E: W. Merle Connell / M: Sanford H. Dickinson / S: Lita Grey Chaplin, John Mitchum, Timothy Farrel, William Thomason, Tracy Lynne

To Get to the Road to Ruin, First Take a Left Down the Street of Forgotten Women and You Can’t Miss It (November, 1931)

 

 

 

The Street of Forgotten Women (1927) Cast and Crew Unknown.

Sissies Stay Home! Dr. Draculas Den of Living Nightmares! (May, 1951)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Biggest Theatrical Event of the Season! (April, 1933)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bold! Daring! Shocking! (But Not Quite) True! (April, 1951)

 

 

 

 

 
Hitler’s Strange Love a/k/a Will It Happen Again? (1948) American Film Producers Inc. / P: Dwain Esper, Lawrence Glesnes, Robert Gross / D: Dwain Esper / W: Jean Oser, Doris Reichhart / E: Jean Oser / M: Edward Craig / S: George Bryan, Phillip Stahl

Passion’s Payment a/k/a The Nuremberg Trials (1947) American Film Producers Inc. :: Central Documentary Film Studio / P: Dwain Esper, Roman Karmen / D: Roman Karmen, Yelizaveta Svilova / W: Boris Gorbatov / C: Roman Karmen, Boris Makaseyev, S. Semionov, V. Shtatland / E: A. Vinogradov / M: A. Grana / S: Francis Biddle, Henri Donnedieu de Vabres, Karl Dönitz